the most valid thing about taako is that hes a depressed gourmet chef who would serve sour patch kids ice cream at a party that hes catering
bone ape the teeth
oh swag someone dug up this post id forgotten about, for Good Reason too! because this stuff? tastes like literal poison. those blue bits are rock hard landmines you Do Not Eat and the red stuff is shockingly gross if you hit a thick enough vein. im talking, the flavor equivalent of briefly touching your tongue to a live wire, exquisite, effervescent… the texture is gritty in the way fine sand in between your sweat soaked toes is gritty yet soft; it is fruity and sour and is exactly what tasting the blood of sour patch children should be like. the ice cream itself is actually a pleasantly chemical lemon flavor. i ate half a carton of it and felt taako in the chilis that is my soul. wh
